Lorem Ipsum as poetry

Do you know what "Lorem Ipsum" is? It's nonsense gibberish used as sample to fill in text boxes and book samples, like this:

 

Lorem ipsum (from Gutenberg app page).

Lorem ipsum (from Gutenberg app page).

Well, I came across this Lorem ipsum while checking out some new WordPress app, and Google popped up a box asking if I wanted to translate. Automatically I clicked on it, assuming it wouldn't work-- after all, this is just gibberish, right? Yes, but it's LATIN gibberish-- every word Latin with an English counterpart. So here's how Lorem ipsum looks translated!

That's sort of like absurdist poetry, don't you think? "How I wish football at another office of honey!" There's all sorts of meaning in that!

That's sort of like absurdist poetry, don't you think? "How I wish football at another office of honey!" There's all sorts of meaning in that!